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Math Project 10!
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Great Scott!!!
1. Information Technology – as defined by the Information Technology Assosiation of America is "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware." My interperatation of this is basically the same.

2. Personal Computers – This would be any computer that is priced reasonably for the average consumer to purchase be it a Desktop or Laptop. A device that can be used for networking home offices, researching the internet provided there is an internet connection, and running software or operating computer hardware such as printers, scanners, etc…

3. Needs Assessment – The “Needs Assessment” is something pertaining to buying. You are essentially assessing what your personal, or business needs are. Whatever they may be. They could be for computers, printers, copiers, fax machines, phone systems, whatever!

4. Operating Systems – This is the “OS” or operating system that software and drivers run from on a computer. Such as Windows, it provides an interface to allow the user to navigate through folders, install things, etc. MS-Dos is also technically an Operating System, however BIOS is not, as it does not provide any way for you to create modify delete or store folders, and files.

5. High-Level language versus Machine language – Different types of programming languages, high level pertaining more to the un-typed languages, such as BCPL, more run through compilers. While Machine languages include Cobol and other written languages.

6. GUI – Graphic User Interface, such as what the Windows Operating system provides for navigation. Would be any type of Visual graphic interface to allow a user to navigate around a program, software, etc..

7. Computer Network – Would be simply 2 or more computers that are connected via a network cable or wirless connection through an access point, to allow data to be transferred between them.

8. Www versus internet – Yes there is a difference, while the Internet describes a sheer connection between any computers that are connected to the core of the internet; the world wide web provides information available to people that is essentially stacked onto the internet.

9. TCP/IP – This is a set forth standard for data communications over the internet, a protocol for all information to be moved across the net.

10. Ethernet/fast Ethernet – Describes a type of network, an Ethernet network uses the more standard cabling seen these days, using a cat-5 cable for communication as opposed to earlier versions of serial networking. Fast Ethernet, such as gigabit networks are seen more in house. Although some companies provide large networks that span several states.

11. Bandwidth and speed – this is the rate at which you are transferring data over a network, measured by Bits.

12. ISP – This is your internet service provider. Whoever you send a check to every month to allow you to access the internet. Like Comcast or At&t

13. Streaming Video – simply put is the availability of a video file to play while it is still downloading, allowing you to instantly see it in motion. Many adult websites have found this technology very useful.

14. MPG – This could be Miles per Gallon, or Multi Player Game, but for this purpose we are I THINK referring to a file extension .mpg which is a media file. Video file, also known as an mpeg, or Movie Picture Experts Group, (the people that came up with it)

15. AVI – Audio – Video – Interlaced, describes a type of file read by software that is both audio and video.

16. A Virtual Environment would be any seemingly realistic world created in computer graphics.

17. Visual Basic is a programming language that is used for programming software. As opposed to VBA which is Visual Basic Application having more scripted functions within the software.

18. C++ is another programming language, common for software and video games.

19. Batch Files a batch file is a text file containing a list of commands for a process to handle. For instance during startup of many programs.

20. Object oriented programming – is a way of programming within complex systems, where script is directly associated with objects within the program.

21. Browser. This is your portal to the internet, for reading HTML. This is all it reads. While pages may end in .php or .aspx, or other variations, the server those files are on, actually chew that up and spit out pure html only.

22. HTML Hyper Text Markup Language. Simply put, this is what the WORLD WIDE WEB is read in. It’s a text language with symbols around particular phrases which instruct a browser to produce a screen.

23. Static web page – is a web page most likely written in pure html. No interactivity, basically a read only page.

24. Interactive Web Page – more commonly referred to as a Dynamic Web Page, has some sort of programming within it to handle more complex functions. Such as creating user accounts, talking to a database for retrieval of information. Etc..

25. URL – This is the Address, This is the address of a webpage, the url is used by your browser for finding the site you are looking for.

 

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This Article was added on Friday, November 14, 2008, 3:19 pm

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Ahhh, hey guys. (It's Spencer)



 
92 Year old Woman casts her vote from a gurney!
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She was a determined one!
San Antonio - Betty Owen who cant walk and is on a feeding tube, had an ambulance bring her to her voting station yesterday so that she could cast her vote!

That spells determination!

too bad McCain lost and her trip was wasted!

 

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High School Musical #75 to open this next Summer
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We'll NEVER STOP
It seems every other day I hear about the next addition of High School Musical coming out. I cant beleive this became such a smashing success, but in retrospect I recall the overwhelming success of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Care Bears.

So Oh Well, it looks like Highschool Musical is gonna be around a while, and we may see 10 movies all together, Kinda like Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elmstreet, only this is filled with happiness and joy!

 

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This Article was added on Thursday, October 23, 2008, 8:07 am

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THE NINJA KITTY!!!!!!!
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You gotta check this out! Now I love Youtube. I especially love the cute kitty videos they have on that site. But this one tops them all! This is one sneaky little guy who moves without beeing seen creeping closer and closer to the camera. He sure is a cute kitty, but this is a little scary. Check this out!!!!!

 

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This Article was added on Sunday, September 28, 2008, 7:33 pm

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Grey's Anatomy, MOST outrageous season opener ever!!!
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Seriously This was ridiculous.
So of course they start is with an un-realistic event, Derek (McCreamy) dies on the table after being struck by a bus. Of course it's all another dream that Grey is having. (personlly they need to drop these two from the script) I know they were the starting point of it all, but they are no longer the interesting pair, they are boring and nobody gives a crap about them anymore. NOW on the other hand, Who are the top two new potential dating couples on the show???

THE LESBIANS, that is Dr. Torres and Dr. Hahn, who have admitted to each other that dating is definately on the table.

and the hopes that Grey's Younger sister (the hot one) will tell George (the gay actor) that she's in love with him.

then you got YANG who gets head over heals for an army surgeon who's bouncing around the hospital doing surgical procedures on patients which is just so ridiculous, and of course nobody stops him, and of course the unbelievable occurs when yang is stabbed in the stomach with an Icicle that falls off the roof, but Wonder Army man pulls it out. So really the show is starting out like it always did, 10 people 5 of which act like whores all the time and 5 have their head of their ass and the rest are patients and they either die or bitch about the cruddy service they get because all these people do is complain and moan about how their boyfriends dumped them or how they got drunk and slept with the wrong person.

This is life

 

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This Article was added on Friday, September 26, 2008, 8:05 am

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Comment by Natalie Thomas

I fucking hate this show! What I don't understand is why the families of the patients who die because the doctors bitch and moan about their own lives never sue for negligence!!! In real life, this hospital would not be in business!!!


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HA HA HA.. YOU SAID IT MAN THIS SHIT IS WHACK!!!



 
Clay Aiken admits he's gay.......FINALLY!!!
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(No! Really Aiken?)
Well, Clay Aiken has finally admitted to something we all knew very well about.....he is gay! The 30-year-old American Idol runner-upper whose eyelashes are longer than mine admitted in the upcoming issue of People Magazine that he prefers boys. I don't mean to diss him. At least the guy said since he became a daddy through surrogecy, he will not raise his child with a lie. Well, I think the kid would have figured it out anyway when he realizes Mommy is actually Daddy! Still I wish him nothing but the best in life. So I put in a song he sang to his "buttercup" at American Idol. Bet ya a hundred dollars it was to Seacrest! And I bet ya a hundred more Seacrest was smitten!

 

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This Article was added on Tuesday, September 23, 2008, 5:03 pm

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